every breath you take
i’ll be watching you
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.
damn you banana man
WHERE’s the banana guy?….
am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked
1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature
a tough opponent
Jiji, Kiki’s Delivery Service
Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)
//cats & boxes
are you fuckin kiddin me
"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats
Have you seen these absolutely beautiful robes? They are made by Catherine D’lish on Facebook. She also sells them on eBay.
They are made of “light as feather nylon chiffon”.
These just kill me, every time.
Why must these be 300+? Sigh… When I make it, it’ll be the best 300 I’ll ever spend…..
I'm Lexie, I am a 18 year old girl who is about to enter the amazing world of art college. My blog is pretty much a melting pot of everything, from fandom stuff to pretty artwork. Enjoy your stay!